Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(4) 11
We Play Like Girls				rothwell stoners
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Pete Zaria 16, 34 Stan Dup 50 (pen), 66 Huang Annsaw 82		Sheri Cola 5, 27 Robin Banks 20, 41, 62, 67, 90 Dick Tater 48 (pen), 75 (pen) Daryl Lect 54 Sam Urai 82

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
30	Possession	70
5	Shots	22
11	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	6
Continental	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	X.Money		73
2	S.Dup		64
3	H.Annsaw	(90)	78
4	S.Dup		64
5	S.Manilla		76
6	A.Tricity		61
7	D.Lect		61
8	D.Druff		70
9	S.Cola		67
10	W.Piece		85
11	P.Zaria		77
12	B.Tagg		0
13	A.Thetires		0
14	S.Dup		0
15	S.Cola		0
16	A.Nino		0

1	D.Tater		87
2	B.Cherry		70
3	C.Mass	(90)	78
4	A.Abet		71
5	T.Vision		79
6	B.Ding		71
7	D.Lect		88
8	S.Urai		89
9	R.Banks		79
10	S.Cola		89
11	P.Zaria		62
12	B.Early		0
13	M.Labor		0
14	J.Nasium		0
15	S.Manilla		0
16	A.Hassle		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Sheri Cola	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
12 mins	Dick Tater	scuffed a penalty
16 mins	Pete Zaria	with a belter from the halfway line
20 mins	Robin Banks	with a strike from the left wing
27 mins	Sheri Cola	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
34 mins	Pete Zaria	from a corner
35 mins	Dick Tater	scuffed a penalty
41 mins	Robin Banks	with a flick on
48 mins	Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
50 mins	Stan Dup	after ref awarded a penalty
54 mins	Daryl Lect	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
62 mins	Robin Banks	from a corner
66 mins	Stan Dup	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
67 mins	Robin Banks	from a goal kick
75 mins	Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
82 mins	Huang Annsaw	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
82 mins	Sam Urai	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
90 mins	Huang Annsaw	Foul and abusive language
90 mins	Chris Mass	Being drunk
90 mins	Robin Banks	with a belter from the halfway line

Match Report

rothwell stoners went into this encounter clearly determined to give it their all. Holding nothing back, they went on to record an impressive 11 - 5 win over a wet looking We Play Like Girls.
You could give rothwell stoners's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
To call the amount of possession We Play Like Girls had small would be doing a disservice to small things everywhere. Except perhaps the brain of their manager who masterminded this useless display.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. We Play Like Girls's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
After today yasar sen cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Most of We Play Like Girls clearly thought 3 5 2 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"Winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team," said We Play Like Girls boss yasar sen. "Love is good for the players, so long as it's not at half-time."
There's nothing like a nice walk in the park on a Sunday. Just ask rothwell stoners.

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Billy Bludgeon

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