Match Report

	(7) 14	-	(0) 0
GalatasaraySK				Valleys Commandos
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Robin Banks 7 Fletcher Bisceps 14, 25 (pen), 31 (pen), 37 (pen), 56, 74 (pen), 80, 87 Xavier Breath 19 Val Lay 43 Shirley Knot 50 Sam Urai 62 Bob Frapples 68

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 4 1
70	Possession	30
20	Shots	7
11	Fouls	13
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Meway		87
2	R.Banks		90
3	V.Lay		88
4	S.Urai		89
5	E.Jewcation		89
6	X.Breath	(61)	88
7	B.Frapples		88
8	A.Hugnkiss		90
9	S.Knot	(35)	87
10	X.Breath		88
11	F.Bisceps		94
12	L.Briccant		0
13	H.Seek		0
14	H.Fire		0
15	B.Board		0
16	V.Crow		0

1	J.Czarfunee		73
2	C.Terbocks		70
3	E.Whatarmy		74
4	B.Early		71
5	T.Urchips		67
6	R.Cranium	(45)	50
7	S.Dup		80
8	L.Lyde		79
9	U.Daway		64
10	R.Sance		57
11	E.Whatarmy		73
12	A.Hugnkiss		0
13	B.Weiser		0
14	H.Voor		0
15	B.Dover		0
16	S.Cola		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Robin Banks	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
14 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a belter from the halfway line
19 mins	Xavier Breath	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
25 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after ref awarded a penalty
31 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after ref awarded a penalty
35 mins	Shirley Knot	Foul and abusive language
37 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after ref awarded a penalty
43 mins	Val Lay	with a brave flying header
45 mins	Richard Cranium	Spitting
50 mins	Shirley Knot	with a belter from the halfway line
56 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
61 mins	Xavier Breath	Faking injury
62 mins	Sam Urai	from a goal kick
68 mins	Bob Frapples	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
74 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after ref awarded a penalty
80 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a lovely move from the right wing
87 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with the bumcheek of God

Match Report

Table-topping form continues from GalatasaraySK whose points tonight see them sat 1st in the division.
If he leads by example then Valleys Commandos manager Stuart Clement must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
Valleys Commandos were very impressed by the skills of the GalatasaraySK team. They spent the whole game marvelling at them.
Valleys Commandos's keeper, Joe Czarfunee, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
GalatasaraySK's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
Valleys Commandos's Stuart Clement is clearly deeply in love with 5 4 1. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
Valleys Commandos could make their life easier than this. Winning games would be a help.
If getting beaten 6-0 hurts, getting beaten 14 - 0 requires a fleet of ambulances to whisk the entire Valleys Commandos to hospital at the full-time whistle.

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