Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(2) 4
Valleys Commandos				Arnold Town
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Renee Sance 7 Emma Roids 14 (og) Stan Dup 20 (pen), 35 Ewan Whatarmy 27, 42, 50, 57, 64, 71 Lance Lyde 77 Amanda Hugnkiss 84		Bjorn Free 20 Lou Sirr 41, 83 Jose Frayed 63

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
70	Possession	30
20	Shots	4
6	Fouls	10
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	J.Czarfunee		79
2	C.Terbocks		77
3	E.Whatarmy		81
4	B.Early		82
5	T.Urchips		72
6	S.Dup		88
7	L.Lyde		89
8	U.Daway		61
9	R.Sance		80
10	A.Hugnkiss		44
11	E.Whatarmy	(90)	69
12	R.Cranium		0
13	P.Zaria		0
14	H.Voor		0
15	B.Dover	(90)	75
16	B.Weiser		0

1	T.Vision	73
2	A.Tricity	67
3	E.Roids	51
4	A.Hassle	58
5	L.Sirr	47
6	B.Nessround	46
7	B.Free	61
8	M.DeLawn	66
9	A.Hugnkiss	72
10	A.Sapple	61
11	J.Frayed	76
12	J.Case	0
13	J.Case	0
14	A.Hugnkiss	0
15	B.Ender	0
16	M.DeLawn	0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Renee Sance	with a belter from his own half
14 mins	Emma Roids	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
20 mins	Stan Dup	after ref awarded a penalty
20 mins	Bjorn Free	with a dink right on the goal line
27 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a belter from the halfway line
35 mins	Stan Dup	with a great solo effort
41 mins	Lou Sirr	from a goal kick
42 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with the bumcheek of God
50 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a brave flying header
57 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	from a throw in
63 mins	Jose Frayed	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
64 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
71 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a flick on
77 mins	Lance Lyde	with a belter from the halfway line
83 mins	Lou Sirr	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
84 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
90 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	A broken finger

Match Report

This is the sort of game sides like Valleys Commandos dream of. At 12 - 4 it was the sort of game that'll give the Arnold Town keeper nightmares.
Today Valleys Commandos's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
No one on the Arnold Town team looked like they knew what to do with the ball when they got it. No matter though, they didn't keep if for very long.
Where did Arnold Town get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
A disgraceful defensive performance from Arnold Town. Their centre backs couldn't even challenge Anneka.
The ref had a few words with one of the Valleys Commandos team for a reckless tackle. He would have booked him, but when asked for his name he said it was Mangbockverstschnivelnickle Xantiamarklebrumbunkle. The ref just put his book away.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Arnold Town's Martin Beck is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 5 4 1 Attacking formation.
"The gaffer always tells us a game is not won until it's lost," remarked Ewan Whatarmy. "And we didn't lose, did we?"
Results don't get much more convincing than this. Valleys Commandos looked almost embarrassed at the ease with which they bulged the opposition net. on a mere 12 occasions.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

Rainy

Soft Pitch