Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(0) 1
Westhampton City				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Russell Ingleaves 11 Ulee Daway 21, 32, 43, 84 Al Nino 54 (pen) Xavier Money 64 Warren Piece 74		Alec Tricity 47

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
64	Possession	36
15	Shots	11
6	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Nino		85
2	S.Knot		82
3	A.Choke		86
4	J.Frayed		85
5	S.Urai		86
6	B.Dover		83
7	X.Money		89
8	B.Arrow	(90)	82
9	R.Ingleaves		81
10	W.Piece	(90)	45
11	U.Daway		92
12	J.Case		0
13	E.Whatarmy	(90)	60
14	K.Dewitt		0
15	B.Weiser		0
16	H.Seek		0

1	X.Money	72
2	S.Dup	62
3	H.Annsaw	74
4	A.Thetires	66
5	B.Nessround	65
6	S.Freak	49
7	S.Manilla	75
8	A.Hassle	82
9	A.Tricity	81
10	D.Lect	62
11	S.Cola	80
12	S.Cola	0
13	S.Dup	0
14	K.Cook	0
15	W.Piece	0
16	D.Druff	0


Time	Person	Description
11 mins	Russell Ingleaves	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
21 mins	Ulee Daway	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
32 mins	Ulee Daway	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
43 mins	Ulee Daway	with a header from the penalty area
47 mins	Alec Tricity	with the bumcheek of God
54 mins	Al Nino	after ref awarded a penalty
64 mins	Xavier Money	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
74 mins	Warren Piece	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
84 mins	Ulee Daway	with a brave flying header
90 mins	Bowen Arrow	Flying a kite
90 mins	Warren Piece	A broken thumb

Match Report

We Play Like Girls made extremely hard work of this encounter with Westhampton City. In fact, that's the problem, if they had worked extremely hard they wouldn't be licking their wounds after suffering this wretched 8 - 1 beating.
Westhampton City may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
We Play Like Girls's keeper Xavier Money couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
Crop circle investigators don't get too excited, it's just Westhampton City's forwards. They ran rings around We Play Like Girls's defence.
We Play Like Girls look about as convinving playing in the 5 4 1 Attacking formation as they would if boss yasar sen sent them out in dresses.
The Westhampton City players were overheard enthusing about their bosses man management skills after this win: "He gives the players a shoulder to talk to."
Even if We Play Like Girls took to the field in tanks they wouldn't have stopped Westhampton City on this kind of form. You could say they'd have been tonked even in tanks.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Snowy

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