Match Report

	(7) 14	-	(0) 1
GalatasaraySK				the bennetts
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Ed Jewcation 7 (pen) Shirley Knot 13, 32 (pen), 44 Fletcher Bisceps 19, 38, 57 (pen), 74, 81, 87 Dinah Sore 25 (og) Xavier Breath 50, 68 Amanda Hugnkiss 63		Lee Nover 75 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 5 2
69	Possession	31
19	Shots	5
7	Fouls	8
2	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Meway		88
2	R.Banks	(60)	71
3	V.Lay		87
4	M.Skeeto		85
5	E.Jewcation	(41)	89
6	X.Breath		88
7	B.Crobbery		90
8	A.Hugnkiss		90
9	S.Knot		91
10	X.Breath		87
11	F.Bisceps	(87)	90
12	L.Briccant		0
13	H.Seek	(60)	47
14	B.Frapples		0
15	B.Board		0
16	V.Crow		0

1	L.Nover		84
2	A.Nino		59
3	D.Sore		67
4	B.Board		67
5	B.Early		77
6	J.Atrics		59
7	E.Roids		65
8	J.Czarfunee		59
9	A.Tricity		58
10	B.Weiser	(41)	45
11	A.Structible		79
12	S.Pull		0
13	J.Czarfunee		0
14	B.Crobbery	(41)	45
15	D.Geruss		0
16	B.Nessround		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Ed Jewcation	after ref awarded a penalty
13 mins	Shirley Knot	with a spectacular bicycle kick
19 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a brave flying header
25 mins	Dinah Sore	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
32 mins	Shirley Knot	after ref awarded a penalty
38 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a strike from the left wing
41 mins	Ed Jewcation	Scrapping
41 mins	Bud Weiser	A broken arm
44 mins	Shirley Knot	with a powerful header into the top corner
50 mins	Xavier Breath	from the dressing room
57 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Robin Banks	A mild concussion
63 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
68 mins	Xavier Breath	with a belter from his own half
74 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
75 mins	Lee Nover	after ref awarded a penalty
81 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
87 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	Unsporting behaviour
87 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a belter from the halfway line

Match Report

If you want to know what it feels like to be stuffed like a Christmas turkey why not ask the the bennetts side who were Paxoed 14 - 1 by GalatasaraySK.
Ihsan Saka, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
To call the amount of possession the bennetts had small would be doing a disservice to small things everywhere. Except perhaps the brain of their manager who masterminded this useless display.
Dinah Sore's own goal is was the kind of blunder he'll be having nightmares about for the rest of the season. And all of the next season. And the one after that… yup, that bad.
the bennetts have lost their shape up front recently. They're strikers are more Lisa Riley than Holly Valance,
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, the bennetts's Adam Purnell is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 5 2 formation.
Much criticised the bennetts manager Adam Purnell looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that GalatasaraySK scored."
The one upside to getting beaten so thoroughly is that Paxo will be knocking on the bennetts's door come Monday morning with an offer for sponsorship.

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