Match Report

	(7) 14	-	(0) 0
GalatasaraySK				rothwell stoners
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Shirley Knot 6, 33 Xavier Breath 16, 85 Moe Skeeto 22, 44 Fletcher Bisceps 27, 38, 50, 56, 62, 73, 79 (pen) Telly Vision 67 (og)

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1
69	Possession	31
19	Shots	8
11	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Meway		87
2	R.Banks	(41)	87
3	V.Lay		89
4	M.Skeeto		88
5	E.Jewcation		89
6	X.Breath		88
7	B.Crobbery		89
8	A.Hugnkiss		89
9	S.Knot		88
10	X.Breath		87
11	F.Bisceps		93
12	L.Briccant		0
13	H.Seek		0
14	B.Frapples		0
15	B.Board		0
16	V.Crow		0

1	D.Tater		74
2	T.Vision		51
3	A.Abet		55
4	J.Nasium		59
5	A.Hassle		58
6	D.Lect		73
7	S.Manilla	(82)	63
8	P.Zaria		71
9	M.Skeeto		69
10	H.First	(85)	67
11	S.Cola		81
12	S.Night		0
13	B.Cherry		0
14	M.Labor		0
15	M.Skeeto	(85)	48
16	B.Ding		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Shirley Knot	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
11 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	scuffed a penalty
16 mins	Xavier Breath	with a powerful header into the top corner
22 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
27 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	from a throw in
33 mins	Shirley Knot	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
38 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
41 mins	Robin Banks	Two-footed tackle
44 mins	Moe Skeeto	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
50 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
56 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	from a corner
62 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
67 mins	Telly Vision	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
73 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a great solo effort
79 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after ref awarded a penalty
82 mins	Sam Manilla	Shirt pulling
85 mins	Hugo First	A mild concussion
85 mins	Xavier Breath	from a throw in

Match Report

This is surely going to be one that rothwell stoners will want to put behind them as quickly as possible. To call being beaten 14 - 0 losing' would understate things slightly.
peter griffin must be either as lazy as they come or a blind optimist to think letting rothwell stoners off training will help.
Bill Ding's mum wouldn't let him out to play until he'd finished his homework.
Where did rothwell stoners get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
The rothwell stoners forward line is no Arsenal. And no arsenal; they lack any reserves of firepower whatsoever.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 5 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for peter griffin most of his squad are best on the bench.
"In all honesty, it was a game we should have won," claimed manager peter griffin. "We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result."
So near yet so far. All rothwell stoners had to do to secure a draw was score a mere 14 times. Not too much to ask.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

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