Match Report

	(6) 14	-	(1) 2
GalatasaraySK				St Kilda Select
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Fletcher Bisceps 5, 34, 47, 52, 58, 77, 89 Val Lay 10 Moe Skeeto 16 Xavier Breath 28 Amanda Hugnkiss 40, 83 Ben Crobbery 64 Xavier Breath 71		Joe Czarfunee 36 Sheri Cola 71

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	Sweeper
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	9
7	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Meway		88
2	R.Banks		86
3	V.Lay		88
4	M.Skeeto		90
5	E.Jewcation		73
6	X.Breath		90
7	B.Crobbery		87
8	A.Hugnkiss	(90)	87
9	S.Knot		0
10	X.Breath		89
11	F.Bisceps		94
12	L.Briccant		0
13	H.Seek		0
14	B.Frapples		0
15	B.Board		0
16	V.Crow		0

1	B.Arrow	74
2	A.Bomb	75
3	S.Cola	80
4	S.Freak	72
5	D.Buratto	62
6	D.Lect	46
7	R.Ingleaves	76
8	J.Czarfunee	78
9	P.Zaria	69
10	C.Needzit	75
11	J.Czarfunee	52
12	L.Tarred	0
13	A.Hassle	0
14	A.Hassle	0
15	S.Manilla	0
16	D.Buratto	0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	from a throw in
10 mins	Val Lay	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
16 mins	Moe Skeeto	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
28 mins	Xavier Breath	with a great volley from 10 yards out
34 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
36 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a great volley from 10 yards out
40 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	from a throw in
47 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
52 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
58 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
64 mins	Ben Crobbery	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
71 mins	Xavier Breath	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
71 mins	Sheri Cola	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
77 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a great solo effort
83 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a spectacular bicycle kick
89 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a belter from the halfway line
90 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	Shirt pulling

Match Report

If GalatasaraySK keep on collecting points like this they're going to be looking down at everyone else from their lofty perch for the rest of the season.
Ihsan Saka's decision to have his team concentrate on their Defence, has seen them become a much more dangerous side.
GalatasaraySK won every loose ball going. They'd have even won it in a raffle no matter how many tickets you sold.
St Kilda Select's keeper Bowen Arrow couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
Quick, pass the dictionary to the St Kilda Select defenders, they need to look up the word 'tackle'. Actually if you did pass it to them, they'd only lose it to one of GalatasaraySK's strikers.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why St Kilda Select go out in Sweeper formation we're still looking for it.
"Although obviously I'm thrilled at taking the three points," manager Ihsan Saka said, "winning doesn't really matter as long as you win."
GalatasaraySK are a side who don't know when to stop. Not so much King Canute, more Old King Goals. He was a merry old soul too.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

Normal

Soft Pitch