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MATCH REPORT
Tue, 30 Jun 2026 (Day: 42/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Sat, 27 Jun 2026
 
(6) 12 - (0) 0
GalatasaraySK   Arnold Town
Division Pos:1
  Division Pos:16
 
Goal Scorers
Shirley Knot 8, 22 (pen), 65 (pen)
Fletcher Bisceps 15, 36, 43, 51, 58, 87
Ben Crobbery 30, 80
Amanda Hugnkiss 72  
 
 
Match Statistics
4 5 1Formation4 4 2
70Possession30
19Shots7
7Fouls8
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
8Offsides3
PassingStyleLongball
Counter AttackInstructionCounter Attack
NormalAggressionPansy
MouldedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1A.Meway90
2R.Banks87
3V.Lay89
4M.Skeeto90
5E.Jewcation (90)75
6X.Breath90
7B.Crobbery87
8A.Hugnkiss88
9S.Knot91
10X.Breath (90)51
11F.Bisceps79
12L.Briccant0
13H.Seek0
14B.Frapples0
15B.Board (90)88
16V.Crow0
1T.Vision72
2A.Hugnkiss76
3A.Tricity (90)69
4E.Roids64
5A.Hassle63
6V.Veeta80
7B.Free71
8M.DeLawn79
9A.Hugnkiss70
10B.Nessround48
11B.Ender70
12J.Case0
13X.Money0
14A.Thetires0
15J.Frayed0
16B.Nessround0
 
Time   Person Description
 8 minsShirley Knotwith a flick on
 15 minsFletcher Biscepswith a belter from his own half
 22 minsShirley Knotafter ref awarded a penalty
 30 minsBen Crobberywith a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 36 minsFletcher Biscepswith a lucky rebound off the keeper
 43 minsFletcher Biscepswith a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 51 minsFletcher Biscepswith a great chip from the left wing
 58 minsFletcher Biscepsafter a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
 65 minsShirley Knotafter ref awarded a penalty
 72 minsAmanda Hugnkissafter he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 80 minsBen Crobberyafter he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 87 minsFletcher Biscepsfrom the dressing room
 90 minsEd JewcationObstruction
 90 minsAlec TricityShirt pulling
 90 minsXavier BreathA painful back injury
 
 
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Match Report
This dizzying 12 - 0 display of goal scoring from GalatasaraySK saw the net bulged time and again as a helpless Arnold Town were reduced to mere spectators.
All those hours after work on Tuesday practising Defence paid off today for GalatasaraySK.
Arnold Town's possession game was so bad they'd fair better if they turned the pitch into a giant pinball machine.
Fletcher Bisceps added to his haul scoring from the dressing room to end the match with 6 to his name.
Arnold Town's manager Martin Beck needs to whip his forwards into shape. Although after todays shocker he would be excused for just whipping them.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 4 2 formation look impressive, Arnold Town however make it look very ordinary.
Arnold Town boss Martin Beck who must feel like his job is on the line after todays capitulation claimed: "Well, winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team."
So near yet so far. All Arnold Town had to do to secure a draw was score a mere 12 times. Not too much to ask.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Buster Jones Junior
 
Normal
 
Soft Pitch
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