Match Report

	(5) 11	-	(2) 4
We Play Like Girls				Arnold Town
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Sheri Cola 9, 18, 50 (pen), 58 Chanda Lear 26, 34, 42, 66, 81, 90 (pen) Amanda Hugnkiss 73 (og)		Moe DeLawn 18, 65 Val Veeta 33 Bo Nessround 50

Match Statistics

3 4 1 2	Formation	3 4 1 2
62	Possession	38
18	Shots	10
9	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	X.Money		81
2	S.Dup		73
3	H.Annsaw		80
4	A.Thetires		79
5	S.Manilla		81
6	A.Hassle		89
7	A.Tricity		80
8	D.Lect	(90)	54
9	S.Cola		60
10	S.Cola		90
11	C.Lear		89
12	D.Druff		0
13	S.Dup		0
14	S.Dup		0
15	B.Tagg		0
16	S.Freak		0

1	A.Thetires		80
2	A.Hugnkiss		65
3	E.Roids	(90)	57
4	A.Hassle		63
5	V.Veeta		81
6	B.Free		71
7	M.DeLawn		87
8	A.Hugnkiss		64
9	J.Case		46
10	B.Nessround		48
11	B.Ender		70
12	J.Frayed		0
13	B.Nessround		0
14	T.Vision		0
15	M.DeLawn		0
16	L.Sirr		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Sheri Cola	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
18 mins	Sheri Cola	with the hand of God
18 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
26 mins	Chanda Lear	with a great volley from 10 yards out
33 mins	Val Veeta	with the hand of God
34 mins	Chanda Lear	with a lovely move from the right wing
42 mins	Chanda Lear	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
50 mins	Sheri Cola	after ref awarded a penalty
50 mins	Bo Nessround	with a strike from the left wing
58 mins	Sheri Cola	with a dink right on the goal line
65 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
66 mins	Chanda Lear	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
73 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
81 mins	Chanda Lear	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
90 mins	Daryl Lect	Shirt pulling
90 mins	Emma Roids	Faking injury
90 mins	Chanda Lear	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

Arnold Town made extremely hard work of this encounter with We Play Like Girls. In fact, that's the problem, if they had worked extremely hard they wouldn't be licking their wounds after suffering this wretched 11 - 4 beating.
We Play Like Girls manager yasar sen pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
Keeper Aaron Thetires should stop for some sleeping pills on his way home, there's no way he will sleep after his atrocious performance in the Arnold Town goal.
Applause rang out for their forwards, We Play Like Girls have more attacking options than a mugger with a Swiss Army knife.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Arnold Town manager Martin Beck does. But 3 4 1 2 is not the best shape for them.
"That really was a great display, I'm delighted with the showing," gushed victorious manager yasar sen. "It was particularly pleasing that our goalscorers scored."
A fluke goalfest or a sign of future intention? Whatever, We Play Like Girls will go all the way if they can keep up this sort of form.

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