The Division Mon, 29 Jun 2026

	(0) 2	-	(2) 6
the bennetts				rothwell stoners
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Bud Weiser 48 Emma Roids 78		Sheri Cola 12, 30 Robin Banks 49, 77, 89 Dick Tater 66 (pen)

Match Statistics
5 2 3 Attacking		Formation		4 2 4
58		Possession		42
14		Shots		7
6		Fouls		7
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
7		Offsides		3
Passing		Style		Use Wings
Counter Attack		Instruction		Defensive
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Blades		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 B.Crobbery 74 2 D.Geruss (70) 64 3 J.Czarfunee 73 4 S.Pull 74 5 B.Board 71 6 A.Tricity 67 7 B.Crobbery 67 8 E.Roids 86 9 B.Weiser 79 10 B.Early 59 11 J.Atrics (62) 61 12 C.Terbocks (62) 58 13 D.Sore 0 14 L.Nover 0 15 A.Nino 0 16 B.Nessround 0		1 D.Tater 88 2 B.Cherry 79 3 C.Mass 83 4 M.Labor 81 5 T.Vision 80 6 P.Zaria 62 7 S.Manilla (62) 81 8 R.Banks 74 9 S.Cola (70) 59 10 H.First 87 11 S.Night 73 12 S.Urai (70) 52 13 B.Ding 0 14 A.Hassle 0 15 M.Skeeto 0 16 A.Abet 0

Time		Person	Description
12 mins		Sheri Cola	with a header from the penalty area
30 mins		Sheri Cola	with a belter from the halfway line
48 mins		Bud Weiser	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
49 mins		Robin Banks	with a great solo effort
62 mins		Sam Manilla	Squabbling
62 mins		Jerry Atrics	A mild concussion
66 mins		Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
70 mins		Dan Geruss	Indecent exposure
70 mins		Sheri Cola	A mild concussion
77 mins		Robin Banks	from a throw in
78 mins		Emma Roids	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
89 mins		Robin Banks	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out

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Match Report

the bennetts had little say in their 6 - 2 hammering at the hands of a vastly superior rothwell stoners side. Whatever it is peter griffin is putting in rothwell stoners's water, we'd like some. Robin Banks could have banged them in all afternoon. He decided to stop though after his hat trick much to the relief of the bennetts. Crop circle investigators don't get too excited, it's just rothwell stoners's forwards. They ran rings around the bennetts's defence. Sheri Cola sustained a mild concussion after a nasty tackle. It'll keep him out of the team for the next 2 weeks. "You can't fault the commitment of the lads," claimed manager Adam Purnell following this defeat. "It was real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it was all up at rothwell stoners's end." The world of commerce could take a leaf out of rothwell stoners's book, they're looking like they're about to do some brisk business when it comes to picking up points.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Jasper Goodhead	Windy	Normal Pitch