Match Report

	(2) 3	-	(1) 5
Westhampton City				Westhampton Warriors
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Bud Weiser 16, 63 Ulee Daway 30		Wayne Deer 18, 65, 75, 84 Xavier Money 47 (og)

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
46	Possession	54
13	Shots	16
10	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Nino		62
2	J.Frayed		69
3	S.Knot		70
4	E.Whatarmy	(90)	60
5	A.Choke		50
6	B.Dwyer		67
7	X.Money		72
8	B.Dover		68
9	B.Weiser		88
10	U.Daway		88
11	B.Weiser		69
12	B.Arrow		0
13	R.Ingleaves		0
14	K.Dewitt		0
15	W.Piece		0
16	A.Choke		0

1	S.Cola		71
2	T.Vision		68
3	X.Money	(90)	72
4	U.Daway		82
5	V.Tire		77
6	O.Whackew		82
7	B.Nessround		83
8	B.Weiser		86
9	F.Bisceps		79
10	M.Rohsopht		70
11	W.Deer		92
12	J.Credible		0
13	D.Sore		0
14	A.Kaseltzer		0
15	L.Lyde		0
16	A.Bomb		0


Time	Person	Description
16 mins	Bud Weiser	from a free kick
18 mins	Wayne Deer	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
28 mins	Sheri Cola	blasted a penalty into row z
30 mins	Ulee Daway	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
38 mins	Sheri Cola	blasted a penalty into row z
47 mins	Al Nino	blasted a penalty into row z
47 mins	Xavier Money	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
63 mins	Bud Weiser	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
65 mins	Wayne Deer	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
75 mins	Wayne Deer	with a spectacular bicycle kick
79 mins	Al Nino	blasted a penalty into row z
84 mins	Wayne Deer	from the dressing room
90 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	Annoying the referee
90 mins	Xavier Money	No apparent reason

Match Report

Westhampton City will be nursing the wounds from this 5 - 3 defeat at the hands of Westhampton Warriors for some time. How did it end up like this?
Westhampton City are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
Artie Choke didn't show for Westhampton City because he was still recovering from a near-death experience in the night. He drank so much he thought he was going to die.
Westhampton City. Hahahahahaha. Xavier Money. Hahahaha. Own goal. Hahahaha. Hahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. Not very funny really.
Like Brazil vs England. Westhampton Warriors's continental play won out over Westhampton City's passing game on the day.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 3 3 Attacking formation look impressive, Westhampton City however make it look very ordinary.
"Me and the lads always give it everything we've got in every game we play," rallied manager Joe Bonson after his side we soundly beaten. "One accusation you can't throw at us is that we've always done our best."
Judging by the looks on their faces, Westhampton Warriors clearly had no idea how they came away with the points. On another day, the result could have so easily gone the other way.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

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