Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(2) 4
Valleys Commandos				St Kilda Select
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Telly Vision 21, 43 Lance Lyde 57 Stan Dup 68 Ewan Whatarmy 81		Casey Needzit 16 Joe Czarfunee 32 Richard Cranium 67 (og) Ariel Hassle 85

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
49	Possession	51
13	Shots	16
10	Fouls	7
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.Voor	85
2	R.Cranium	67
3	C.Terbocks	75
4	B.Early	83
5	E.Whatarmy	71
6	S.Dup	80
7	L.Lyde	88
8	J.Frayed	78
9	A.Hugnkiss	44
10	T.Vision	89
11	E.Whatarmy	62
12	U.Daway	0
13	B.Weiser	0
14	J.Czarfunee	0
15	V.Crow	0
16	S.Cola	0

1	B.Arrow		63
2	M.Absent	(58)	60
3	D.Buratto	(50)	51
4	S.Freak		65
5	D.Lect		46
6	R.Meeblind		55
7	R.Ingleaves		76
8	J.Czarfunee		86
9	A.Hassle		74
10	C.Needzit		88
11	S.Manilla		69
12	J.Czarfunee	(50)	50
13	W.Leggrowbach		0
14	A.Hassle		0
15	B.Ender		0
16	S.Cola		0


Time	Person	Description
16 mins	Casey Needzit	with the hand of God
21 mins	Telly Vision	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
32 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
43 mins	Telly Vision	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
48 mins	Bowen Arrow	scuffed a penalty
50 mins	Des Buratto	A mild concussion
57 mins	Lance Lyde	with a flick on
58 mins	Marcus Absent	Annoying the referee
67 mins	Richard Cranium	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
68 mins	Stan Dup	with a lovely move from the right wing
81 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
85 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a little side heel inside the six yard box

Match Report

Just when you thought that maybe a microscope and a scalpel would be required to separate these sides, Valleys Commandos dug out a winner to take the match 5 - 4 and swipe three points from under the nose of St Kilda Select.
Duncan Ferguson would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
Sheri Cola was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Valleys Commandos manager Stuart Clement likes the Attacking game, almost as much as he likes coming up against another team playing it.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 4 2 Attacking was a good stab, unfortunately for Stuart Clement most of his squad are best on the bench.
"It was a good win for us," offered Valleys Commandos striker Ewan Whatarmy. "The gaffer told us to get out there and really put the cat amongst the bag."
Snatching a winner and sitting on a game until the final whistle is a lessonValleys Commandos could teach St Kilda Select. But first they need to learn about shutting doors before horse has bolted.

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