Match Report

	(5) 11	-	(0) 0
GalatasaraySK				madrid real
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Fletcher Bisceps 8, 66, 81 (pen) Sam Urai 15 Amanda Hugnkiss 22, 30, 44 Val Lay 51, 74 Ben Crobbery 58 Amanda Hugnkiss 89

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 2 5
70	Possession	30
19	Shots	7
12	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Meway		87
2	R.Banks		88
3	V.Lay		89
4	M.Skeeto		88
5	S.Urai		89
6	X.Breath		89
7	B.Crobbery	(48)	88
8	A.Hugnkiss		91
9	S.Knot		89
10	A.Hugnkiss		87
11	F.Bisceps		91
12	L.Briccant		0
13	H.Seek		0
14	B.Frapples		0
15	B.Board		0
16	V.Crow		0

1	V.Crow		63
2	F.Furter		71
3	M.Rohsopht		71
4	S.Urai	(90)	68
5	X.Breath		79
6	S.Pull		80
7	X.Money		73
8	T.Urchips		77
9	B.Arrow		74
10	R.Ingleaves		67
11	N.Ovtime		52
12	K.Opener		0
13	W.Maykit		0
14	H.deMann		0
15	W.Piece		0
16	A.Luminum		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
15 mins	Sam Urai	from a throw in
22 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a powerful header into the top corner
30 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
44 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	from a goal kick
48 mins	Ben Crobbery	Squabbling
51 mins	Val Lay	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
58 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a lovely move from the right wing
64 mins	Val Crow	scuffed a penalty
66 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
74 mins	Val Lay	with a brave flying header
81 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after ref awarded a penalty
89 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a powerful header into the top corner
90 mins	Sam Urai	Time wasting

Match Report

GalatasaraySK's promotion push continues with this 11 - 0 win over madrid real.
ben morton clearly thinks his team are the most skilled and highly tuned squad around. Why else would training be abandoned like an unwanted puppy?
madrid real had so little of the ball that they've had to call the local lad who cleans their boots to tell him there's no work for him next week.
Butterfingers? After watching madrid real's goalie Val Crow you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better.
madrid real's defence is like a bad fisherman. Down the river, too slow to catch anything and keeps forgetting the tackle.
madrid real look about as convinving playing in the 3 2 5 formation as they would if boss ben morton sent them out in dresses.
"Ihsan Saka is a genius!" agreed a pair of GalatasaraySK fans in the snug of the local boozer after today's victory. "He should win the Nobel Prize for football management, he's a footballing Einstein and knows the winning formula. Even with that bunch!"
After his shocking performance, madrid real's goalie Val Crow admitted he could kick himself for the mistakes he made. His manager told him not to bother, he'd only miss.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

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