Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(9) 18
We Play Like Girls				snaz owls fc
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Player Name 59597 18, 53 Player Name 59583 81 (pen)		Ben Crobbery 4, 14, 29, 40, 45, 56, 65 (pen), 74, 80, 85, 89 (pen) Lou Sirr 9, 19 Jim Nasium 24 Walter Melon 35 Sheri Cola 52, 60 Robin Meeblind 70

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
38	Possession	62
9	Shots	18
13	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 59582		59
2	P.Name 59583		64
3	P.Name 59586	(44,86)	46
4	P.Name 59587		58
5	P.Name 59591		45
6	P.Name 59593		57
7	P.Name 59596		52
8	P.Name 59597		62
9	P.Name 59598		50
10	P.Name 59590		60
11	P.Name 59594		45
12	P.Name 59592		0
13	P.Name 59584		0
14	P.Name 59581		0
15	P.Name 59595		0
16	P.Name 59589		0

1	E.Whatarmy		87
2	J.Nasium		80
3	B.Dwyer		85
4	S.Cola		87
5	C.Arm		90
6	A.Hugnkiss	(86)	57
7	L.DeHand		62
8	W.Melon	(61)	53
9	R.Meeblind		88
10	L.Sirr		88
11	B.Crobbery		94
12	J.Case		0
13	K.Cook		0
14	E.Whatarmy		0
15	K.Cook	(86)	58
16	A.Hassle		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a dink right on the goal line
9 mins	Lou Sirr	with a lovely move from the right wing
14 mins	Ben Crobbery	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
18 mins	Player Name 59597	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
19 mins	Lou Sirr	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
24 mins	Jim Nasium	with a header from the penalty area
29 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a flick on
35 mins	Walter Melon	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
37 mins	Player Name 59583	blasted a penalty into row z
40 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
44 mins	Player Name 59586	Annoying the referee
45 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a great volley from 10 yards out
52 mins	Sheri Cola	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
53 mins	Player Name 59597	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
56 mins	Ben Crobbery	from a corner
60 mins	Sheri Cola	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
61 mins	Walter Melon	Head butting
65 mins	Ben Crobbery	after ref awarded a penalty
68 mins	Player Name 59596	scuffed a penalty
70 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
74 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a dink right on the goal line
80 mins	Ben Crobbery	from a goal kick
81 mins	Player Name 59583	after ref awarded a penalty
85 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a great chip from the left wing
86 mins	Player Name 59586	No apparent reason
86 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	A broken finger
89 mins	Ben Crobbery	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

snaz owls fc handed out a harsh lesson to We Play Like Girls in a 18 - 3 beating.
michael pearce, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
We Play Like Girls are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Player Name 59582 should be locked up.
An impressive attacking display. snaz owls fc are like Jordan, they have plenty of quality up front.
The boss is meant to shape his team, snaz owls fc manager michael pearce does. But 2 5 3 is not the best shape for them.
"The lads picked their heads up off the ground," glowed manager michael pearce with pride following this win, "they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders."
The vet added insult to injury when he arrived with a slobbering Labrador who licked all the players and slapped the club with a £1,000 bill for lab tests.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Snowy

Frozen Pitch