Match Report

	(5) 8	-	(2) 4
The Seg				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Casey Needzit 5, 19, 68 Andy Gravity 13, 55, 62 Bud Weiser 34 Willie Maykit 41		Player Name 59598 14, 55, 82 Player Name 59596 27

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	4 5 1
60	Possession	40
11	Shots	9
5	Fouls	13
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	E.Roids		75
2	M.Absent		81
3	H.deMann		76
4	W.Maykit		88
5	B.Arrow		62
6	B.Ding	(90)	72
7	B.Early		72
8	A.Structible		79
9	B.Weiser		79
10	A.Gravity		88
11	C.Needzit		90
12	W.Maykit	(90)	62
13	E.Jewcation		0
14	D.Druff		0
15	H.Mungous		0
16	D.Geruss		0

1	P.Name 59582		58
2	P.Name 59583		65
3	P.Name 59586		46
4	P.Name 59587		57
5	P.Name 59591		45
6	P.Name 59593	(90)	55
7	P.Name 59596		53
8	P.Name 59597		56
9	P.Name 59598		50
10	P.Name 59590		59
11	P.Name 59594		45
12	P.Name 59592		0
13	P.Name 59584		0
14	P.Name 59581		0
15	P.Name 59595		0
16	P.Name 59589		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Casey Needzit	with a thunderous shot from distance
13 mins	Andy Gravity	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
14 mins	Player Name 59598	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
19 mins	Casey Needzit	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
26 mins	Emma Roids	blasted a penalty into row z
27 mins	Player Name 59596	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
34 mins	Bud Weiser	with a dink right on the goal line
41 mins	Willie Maykit	with a brave flying header
41 mins	Player Name 59598	blasted a penalty into row z
55 mins	Andy Gravity	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
55 mins	Player Name 59598	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
62 mins	Andy Gravity	from a free kick
68 mins	Casey Needzit	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
69 mins	Player Name 59598	scuffed a penalty
75 mins	Emma Roids	scuffed a penalty
82 mins	Emma Roids	scuffed a penalty
82 mins	Player Name 59598	with a great chip from the left wing
90 mins	Player Name 59593	Squabbling
90 mins	Bill Ding	A mild concussion

Match Report

The Seg have all the poise and composure of prima ballerinas. Which is not much use against a team like The Seg. This 8 - 4 defeat looks more like a lucky escape than beating they could have, and should have, taken.
Charlie Perkin, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
Player Name 59584 missed We Play Like Girls's game because he went on a dirty weekend with the barmaid from his local.
Player Name 59598's hat trick was rounded off with a great chip from the left wing.
The Seg's midfield were more than midfield generals. They were Imperial Warlords and blew their opposite numbers off the park.
Most of The Seg clearly thought 3 5 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"If we'd won as many games as we'd lost, this would be one hell of a season", We Play Like Girls boss Cameron Marshall told local reporters
When a side like The Seg give their all the result isn't going any other way than their way. And, at 8 - 4 so it proved.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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Soft Pitch