Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(6) 13
Fighting Bulldogs				GalatasaraySK

Goal Scorers
		Val Crow 5, 19, 39, 46, 53, 60, 67, 80, 87 Amanda Hugnkiss 12 Bill Board 26 Ben Crobbery 33 Ed Jewcation 73

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	14
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Freak		78
2	B.Early		74
3	W.Dipoo		73
4	V.Crow		70
5	B.Free		68
6	W.Maykit		81
7	A.Rudder		73
8	J.Credible		74
9	C.Terbocks	(59)	52
10	J.Credible		78
11	R.Meeblind		81
12	F.Furter		0
13	V.Lay		0
14	P.Pantz		0
15	F.Furter		0
16	V.Tire		0

1	A.Meway		88
2	R.Banks	(47)	87
3	V.Lay	(89)	87
4	M.Skeeto		89
5	E.Jewcation		88
6	X.Breath		88
7	B.Crobbery		88
8	A.Hugnkiss		88
9	S.Knot		87
10	B.Board		87
11	V.Crow		93
12	L.Briccant		0
13	H.Seek		0
14	B.Frapples		0
15	H.Fire		0
16	F.Bisceps		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Val Crow	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
12 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a great solo effort
19 mins	Val Crow	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
26 mins	Bill Board	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
33 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
39 mins	Val Crow	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
46 mins	Val Crow	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
47 mins	Robin Banks	Indecent exposure
53 mins	Val Crow	with a flick on
59 mins	Player Name 9834	Annoying the referee
60 mins	Val Crow	with a strike from the left wing
67 mins	Val Crow	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
73 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
80 mins	Val Crow	with a powerful header into the top corner
87 mins	Val Crow	with a powerful header into the top corner
89 mins	Val Lay	Faking injury

Match Report

What can you say to a team who has just watched the cup final slip through their fingers? How about you blew it, numbnuts. Doh.
At least James coomber is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
Fletcher Bisceps was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
There was no stopping GalatasaraySK's Val Crow who found himself on the scoresheet on 9 separate occasions.
This result reads more like a tennis score than football. Blue Star Strikers's defence would have faired better if they'd played the second half with tennis rackets. They were the pits.
There are less suitable formations for Blue Star Strikers's squad than 4 4 2, but James coomber would be advised to ignore those too.
"I've been mugged!" grumbled James coomber after this defeat. The police weren't taking his claims seriously.
If getting beaten 6-0 hurts, getting beaten 13 - 0 requires a fleet of ambulances to whisk the entire Blue Star Strikers to hospital at the full-time whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Windy

Soft Pitch