Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(0) 1
King Kennys Army				GalatasaraySK
Rank:8				Rank:139

Goal Scorers
Val Lay 11 KKA Roby 26, 58, 75, 90 KKA Grace 40		Fletcher Bisceps 82

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 5 1
56	Possession	44
14	Shots	12
9	Fouls	10
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	F.Bisceps		89
2	K.Grace		88
3	B.Dover	(1)	45
4	C.Terbocks		89
5	J.Credible		88
6	J.Case	(37)	84
7	V.Lay		88
8	W.Bago		90
9	K.Granda Daz	(1)	80
10	J.Strap	(1)	45
11	K.Prya		88
12	J.Credible	(1)	86
13	B.Weiser		0
14	M.Absent		0
15	K.Roby	(1) (82)	92
16	P.Pantz	(1)	87

1	A.Meway		81
2	R.Banks	(32)	72
3	V.Lay		74
4	M.Skeeto	(66)	70
5	E.Jewcation		75
6	X.Breath		85
7	B.Crobbery		82
8	A.Hugnkiss		82
9	S.Knot		83
10	X.Breath		82
11	F.Bisceps		89
12	L.Briccant		0
13	H.Seek		0
14	B.Frapples		0
15	B.Board		0
16	V.Crow		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	King Kennys Army	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
11 mins	Val Lay	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
26 mins	KKA Roby	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
30 mins	King Kennys Army	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
32 mins	Robin Banks	Time wasting
37 mins	Justin Case	Squabbling
40 mins	KKA Grace	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
58 mins	KKA Roby	from a throw in
66 mins	Moe Skeeto	Time wasting
75 mins	KKA Roby	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
82 mins	KKA Roby	Foul and abusive language
82 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
90 mins	KKA Roby	with the bumcheek of God

Match Report

Football is about winning. To do that you need to score more goals than you concede. Shame no one seems to have explained that to GalatasaraySK before they met King Kennys Army who took them apart, handing down a sound 6 - 1 beating.
King Kennys Army manager Ryan Parker pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
GalatasaraySK's keeper, Adam Meway, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
An almighty performance by King Kennys Army's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack.
They don't come much better than KKA Roby whose Man Of The Match performance was breathtaking.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented KKA Granda Daz, "We can win Friendlies on this kind of form unless someone beats us."
Babies with sweets should steer clear of King Kennys Army games for the foreseeable future on this kind of showing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

Muddy Pitch