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Age | 48 | |
| Height | 130 cm | ||
| Weight | 156 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Garbage Man | ||
| Marital Status | Depends | ||
| Morale | 91% | |||
| Fitness | 73% | |||
| Gelling | 10% | |||
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MID (L) A worthless midfielder who sucks at free kicks. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | L streak | ||
| 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 45 | 19 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 16 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 45 |