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Age | 28 | |
| Height | 193 cm | ||
| Weight | 141 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Bearded Lady | ||
| Marital Status | Depends | ||
| Morale | 44% | |||
| Fitness | 90% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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MID (L) An absurdly bad midfielder who is hopeless on the ball. This player likes a quiz night |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | W streak | ||
| 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 17 | 13 | 61 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 47 |