PLAYER INFORMATION
Fri, 30 Jan 2026 (Day: 35/47)
Credit Balance = 0
Viewing Wherearewe player, Ariel Hassle who is 62 seasons old
Ariel Hassle Details
Status
Age 37
Height 197 cm
Weight 184 lbs
Occupation Village Idiot
Marital Status Single
Morale 79% (+30)
Fitness 65% (-5)
Gelling 20% (+10)
 
 
 
Details
Attributes
AMID (C)

A retard midfielder who wouldn't be the favourite in a snail race and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance.

This player likes a pub crawl
 
Match Stats
Goals Assists Performance W streak
2 5 1 0 0 48 11
 
Apps Goals Assists Bans Avr
23 15 34 0 2 0 3 1 0 48
Keeping 7%
Ball Control 36%
Tackling 20%
Pace 38%
Passing 38%
Heading 30%
Shooting 31%
Set Plays 33%
Stamina 31%
Overall 57%
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