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Age | 26 | |
| Height | 161 cm | ||
| Weight | 164 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Donkey Tamer | ||
| Marital Status | Single | ||
| Morale | 47% | |||
| Fitness | 50% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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STR (C) An ungifted striker who has the physique of a pensioner and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | L streak | ||
| 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 46 |