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Age | 35 | |
| Height | 134 cm | ||
| Weight | 130 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 51% | |||
| Fitness | 68% | |||
| Gelling | 10% | |||
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MID (R) An absurdly bad midfielder who is worthless in the air. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | L streak | ||
| 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40 | 1 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 23 | 16 | 73 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 40 |