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Age | 44 | |
| Height | 199 cm | ||
| Weight | 193 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Northern Monkey | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 99% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 10% | |||
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DMID (L) An absurdly bad midfielder who sucks at free kicks. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | W streak | ||
| 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 29 | 1 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 19 | 131 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 29 |