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Age | 50 | |
| Height | 153 cm | ||
| Weight | 112 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 74% | |||
| Fitness | 76% | |||
| Gelling | 30% | |||
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MID (R) A retard midfielder who sucks at free kicks. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | L streak | ||
| 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 41 | 13 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 24 | 13 | 60 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 41 |