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Age | 46 | |
| Height | 199 cm | ||
| Weight | 141 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Rocket Scientist | ||
| Marital Status | Single | ||
| Morale | 47% | |||
| Fitness | 50% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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DEF (C) A worthless defender who is slower than molasses and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes a trip to the beach |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | L streak | ||
| 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 47 | 1 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 47 |