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Age | 29 | |
| Height | 183 cm | ||
| Weight | 169 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Garbage Man | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 50% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 60% | |||
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GK A pathetic keeper who tends to kick the ball straight to the opposition. This player likes a trip to the beach |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | W streak | ||
| 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 2 |
| Apps | Con. | C.Sheets | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 24 | 252 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 48 |