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Age | 36 | |
| Height | 142 cm | ||
| Weight | 111 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 96% (+8) | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 0% (-10) | |||
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DEF (R) A passable defender who has absolutely no control of the ball. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | W streak | ||
| 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 14 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 64 |