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Age | 26 | |
| Height | 130 cm | ||
| Weight | 111 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Village Idiot | ||
| Marital Status | Depends | ||
| Morale | 87% | |||
| Fitness | 72% | |||
| Gelling | 30% | |||
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STR (L) An ineffectual striker who can't kick a dead ball to save his life. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | L streak | ||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 20 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 20 | 39 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 34 |