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Age | 29 | |
| Height | 194 cm | ||
| Weight | 121 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Donkey Tamer | ||
| Marital Status | Seperated | ||
| Morale | 52% | |||
| Fitness | 70% | |||
| Gelling | 10% | |||
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STR (C) An artless attacker who is out of breath before the match has started and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | W streak | ||
| 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 1 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 20 | 40 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 48 |