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Age | 32 | |
| Height | 141 cm | ||
| Weight | 158 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Circus Freak | ||
| Marital Status | Seperated | ||
| Morale | 50% (-36) | |||
| Fitness | 55% (-10) | |||
| Gelling | 20% (-20) | |||
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MID (C) A retard midfielder who has the physique of a pensioner and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes a trip to the beach |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | L streak | ||
| 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 19 | 6 | 35 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 58 |