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Age | 46 | |
| Height | 165 cm | ||
| Weight | 194 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Village Idiot | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 55% (-12) | |||
| Fitness | 50% (-5) | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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STR (C) An ineffectual striker who only has one speed - slow. This player likes a curry night |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | W streak | ||
| 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 50 |