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Age | 33 | |
| Height | 153 cm | ||
| Weight | 208 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Garbage Man | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 64% (+1) | |||
| Fitness | 55% (-10) | |||
| Gelling | 0% (-10) | |||
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STR (C) An ineffectual striker who has the physique of a pensioner and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | L streak | ||
| 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 16 | 18 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 48 |