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Age | 44 | |
| Height | 163 cm | ||
| Weight | 129 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Donkey Tamer | ||
| Marital Status | Depends | ||
| Morale | 95% (+20) | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 20% (+10) | |||
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STR (C) A reject striker who has laughable ball control. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | L streak | ||
| 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 10 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 24 | 62 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 48 |