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Age | 35 | |
| Height | 138 cm | ||
| Weight | 144 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Garbage Man | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 78% (+8) | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 20% (+10) | |||
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GK A pathetic keeper who can't kick straight to save his life. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | L streak | ||
| 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 3 |
| Apps | Con. | C.Sheets | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 21 | 297 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 25 |