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Age | 34 | |
| Height | 184 cm | ||
| Weight | 149 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Northern Monkey | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 75% (-1) | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 40% (+10) | |||
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DMID (L) An absurdly bad midfielder who is inept at heading. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | W streak | ||
| 5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 28 | 1 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 25 | 63 | 11 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 28 |