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Age | 32 | |
| Height | 186 cm | ||
| Weight | 165 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Village Idiot | ||
| Marital Status | Seperated | ||
| Morale | 98% (+1) | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 30% (+10) | |||
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STR (L) An unproductive striker who has laughable ball control. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Match Stats |
| Goals | Assists | ![]() |
Performance | L streak | ||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 66 | 3 |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 7 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 61 |