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Age | 40 | |
| Height | 183 cm | ||
| Weight | 185 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 52% | |||
| Fitness | 50% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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DEF (C) A bone crunching tackler but won't win any races and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 21 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 71 |