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Age | 30 | |
| Height | 163 cm | ||
| Weight | 191 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Bearded Lady | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 47% | |||
| Fitness | 89% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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DEF (C) An incompetent tackler who can't head for toffee and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 46 |