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Age | 27 | |
| Height | 200 cm | ||
| Weight | 166 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Single | ||
| Morale | 100% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 20% | |||
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STR (C) An ungifted striker who is slower than molasses. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 24 | 72 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 55 |