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Age | 23 | |
| Height | 135 cm | ||
| Weight | 132 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Nerd | ||
| Marital Status | Depends | ||
| Morale | 65% (-1) | |||
| Fitness | 78% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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STR (C) An ungifted striker who has no staying power and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 27 | 67 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 45 |