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Age | 29 | |
| Height | 157 cm | ||
| Weight | 167 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Village Idiot | ||
| Marital Status | Depends | ||
| Morale | 50% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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STR (L) An ineffectual striker who is out of breath before the match has started. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 21 | 90 | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 32 |