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Age | 45 | |
| Height | 144 cm | ||
| Weight | 130 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 98% (+2) | |||
| Fitness | 55% (-10) | |||
| Gelling | 80% (-20) | |||
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MID (R) A competent midfielder who is more tortoise than hare. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 36 | 31 | 55 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 75 |