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Age | 41 | |
| Height | 200 cm | ||
| Weight | 182 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 47% | |||
| Fitness | 50% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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MID (R) An absurdly bad midfielder who is hopeless on the ball. This player likes a curry night |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 0 | 45 |