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Age | 44 | |
| Height | 143 cm | ||
| Weight | 160 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 69% | |||
| Fitness | 65% | |||
| Gelling | 30% | |||
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MID (R) A lacking midfielder who sucks at free kicks. This player likes the disco |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 20 | 3 | 14 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 47 |