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Age | 46 | |
| Height | 150 cm | ||
| Weight | 121 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Northern Monkey | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 76% (+26) | |||
| Fitness | 76% (-3) | |||
| Gelling | 30% (+10) | |||
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DMID (L) A crap midfielder who is hopelessly inadequate at free kicks. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 24 | 74 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 33 |