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Age | 47 | |
| Height | 194 cm | ||
| Weight | 132 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Married | ||
| Morale | 48% | |||
| Fitness | 70% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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MID (R) A retard midfielder who can't head for toffee. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 40 |