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Age | 37 | |
| Height | 197 cm | ||
| Weight | 184 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Village Idiot | ||
| Marital Status | Single | ||
| Morale | 79% (+30) | |||
| Fitness | 65% (-5) | |||
| Gelling | 20% (+10) | |||
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AMID (C) A retard midfielder who wouldn't be the favourite in a snail race and can play on any side of the pitch without loss in performance. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 23 | 15 | 34 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 48 |