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Age | 50 | |
| Height | 145 cm | ||
| Weight | 155 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Rocket Scientist | ||
| Marital Status | Seperated | ||
| Morale | 88% | |||
| Fitness | 50% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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STR (C) An ineffectual striker who can't head for toffee. This player likes a curry night |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 10 | 29 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 46 |