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Age | 47 | |
| Height | 152 cm | ||
| Weight | 112 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Dodgy Geezer | ||
| Marital Status | Depends | ||
| Morale | 100% (+6) | |||
| Fitness | 90% | |||
| Gelling | 10% (+10) | |||
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DEF (C) A worthless defender who you wouldn't trust with set pieces. This player likes a curry night |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 18 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 47 |