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Age | 42 | |
| Height | 144 cm | ||
| Weight | 185 lbs | ||
| Occupation | Garbage Man | ||
| Marital Status | Widowed | ||
| Morale | 73% (-16) | |||
| Fitness | 50% | |||
| Gelling | 0% | |||
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MID (C) An absurdly bad midfielder who has the strength of a knat. This player likes a pub crawl |
| Apps | Goals | Assists | Bans | Avr | |||||
| 19 | 12 | 47 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 46 |